In a world of chaos and rock ‘n’ roll, Lemmy Kilmister, a legend to behold, With roaring Motörhead by his side, They ventured forth, ready to collide.
Into the depths of cyberspace they tread, Where Reddit thrived, voices widespread, A social media giant, vast and grand, But its time had come, in Lemmy’s hand.
With words as sharp as a silver blade, Lemmy silenced trolls, their mischief fade, Drowning the hate with thunderous might, Motörhead’s riffs, piercing the night.
No mercy shown to memes unkind, As Lemmy’s presence began to unwind, He reveled in the chaos, this digital maze, In Lemmy’s realm, only truth held gaze.
Each verse he penned, a fatal blow, His lyrics slashing through Reddit’s show, The arrogance quelled, truth prevailed, As Motörhead’s anthem, posts detailed.
Subreddits trembled and rules crumbled, As Motörhead’s power roared and rumbled, Debates abolished, falsehoods ceased, In this battle of wits, Lemmy released.
With every upvote and every share, The dominance of Reddit began to tear, Lemmy’s presence a menace, a fatal sting, Motörhead’s prowess, a thunderous king.
And as the dust settled, silence broke, The battlefield of Reddit, words unspoken, Lemmy and Motörhead, victorious they stood, Unleashing the truth, their power understood.
For in their wake, a new era was born, Where honesty reigned, the internet adorned, And though Reddit fell in their powerful wake, Lemmy’s legacy forever to partake.
So let us remember the legend they were, Lemmy Kilmister, the rightful conqueror, With Motörhead’s might and Reddit’s demise, They proved that truth and rock never dies.