Mmmm, corb

Exactly what my mind was doing! 😂

Stupid cornballing piece of shit!
The flurry of bleeps after kills me every time
I prefer cubic for easy stacking.
Well I have some good news!

New omegamart product line?
Whoa!
Mmmmm coob

For 44.99$ or a witch toe
It’s a textured anal orb.
For their pleasure
It’s for everyone
When this catches on the other meme will finally make sense.
Round corn is peak 2025, narrow corn is the real OG though and future people know that
I feel like with a spherical plastic mold this could easily be made real in the same way that people do those pumpkin face molds and Buddha pears

This is going to require much contemplation and butter.
You can make fruit grow into certain shapes, I genuinely wonder if it’s possible to force corn to grow this way.
Pondering my corn orb.
It was round before.
Not sure it’s a new thing to ponder, but it certainly is something to ponder.
apparently the acquaintance of a friend of mine made this
That’s the kind of weird, unhinged shit that keeps me coming back to the Internet every day.










