I don’t get the down votes, this is absolutely hilarious

As a DJ, I wanted to please the beans (as instructed) by mixing for them. Alas, I am not allowed

Kansas City knows

Included Sacramento Police 4 times. Seems excessive… But so are the Sacramento Police 😂

We just call it gridiron in Australia, plain and simple. Too many other things are called football or “footy”. Soccer obviously, but both rugby league and rugby union (two different sports) as well as Australian rules football (AFL). That’s 4 different sports someone may be referencing when saying football, so American football is just gridiron. NGL indeed

Trump on a stump (stump is hidden deep inside him)

Haha came here for this, thanks S3rl

It’s a copy of ODB’s food stamps card which he used as album artwork back when he was alive - memories

The original movie has a fake ID by the name McLovin. Both great references. You use whatever you can in high school, I just bought stolen alcohol lol

So get the surgical repair that is clearly indicated to prevent infection then continue anal sex, but totally could be pregnant if so, sorry

Must be taking orders from the crab Mafia if you’re a crab-ran-goon

Up: I have been depressed for a while and it would certainly break me