Well, more like packaged bun of corn syrup and preservatives with a partially heated cheez™ product spread

It’s funny they think there is a significant amount of beef in a McDonalds burger. It’s mostly bread, chemical cheese and mayo derivatives.

Nebraskan here. There are a ton of Jebs floating around. Would not surprise me to see a real life Jebraska.

Hell, we have a whole part of Omaha called Aksarben, which is Nebraska backwards.

Jebraska isn’t a big stretch for these people.

U.S.”Christians” would call ice on that guy

If this is Birmingham, AL - I have to share that it has an incredible food scene.

If it’s England, they have Michelin star restaurants

Definitely not a blond ffs

I’d have gotten all those tiny grocery store pumpkins the size of a donut and put them around. Then write on the sign, “Trumpkin is only attracted to the little ones”

As a Nebraskan (not by choice) someone please explain the corn theme

They brought it back a few months ago. It’s fantastic