YMMV, wildly.

Nice, guess I’m preaching to the choir as it were.

Finally!

A lot of people probably want the traditional college experience, but online learning is definitely an option at a lot of colleges.

As long as you buy more Dove chocolate, they love you unconditionally (except for the aforementioned condition).

Well, sort of. As much as any corporation can love a person who has money.

If you can afford it, redo your plumbing.

You can also look into a whole house filter, ideally do both.

Alternately, do not drink, cook with, or water plants with that water and obtain your water elsewhere until you are able to fix it.

That is an hour long and I have a finite lifespan. Could you TL;DW it for us? Is it that she’s rich and can buy a shitload of chocolate? That sounds dangerous.

Phew.

Well @[email protected], we live in boring dystopia. That is probably why your chocolate is yelling at you.

You can yell back at it if you want, but it doesn’t care, as long as you get back to the grind so you can buy more chocolate from the Dove corporation.

Seek medical attention! Might turn out to be a minor issue, but it might also be something more serious. Either way, see a doctor ASAP.

Just sign up, that’s what I did

You just need more monitors to make a normal aspect ratio!

No fucking thanks! Gemini is garbage.

Heard about it on reddit during the whole API debacle, but I had been looking for alternatives. I’ve since moved on from Lemmy to Mbin, but still check out posts in various communities.

I’d work there part time to troll management until I piss them off so much I get fired.

A million dollars for the inaugural fund for starters and Satya Nadella was there in person hobnobbing with the other billionaires.

Except they did pay, lol

They… get maintained (or not). All parts are serviceable, so it can be completely rebuilt in most cases.

Gotta survive first, it’s the hierarchy of needs. Then again, it’s easier to survive as a group.

Contact them and inform them of this missed opportunity, obviously.