Crazy toppings. I’d assume the host would be providing dough so I’d basically empty out my fridge. All the meats, veggies, and cheeses I got. All sauces are game. Hell I’d bring some sweet candy stuff, marshmallow fluff, for those weirdos who like “dessert pizza”. Throw some fucking twizzlers on a marshmallow pizza with caramel and chocolate sauce for all I care. Related, a bowl of (CLEARLY MARKED) weed edibles would definitely spice it up depending on how cool the crowd is.

I haven’t written mine yet but I’ll let you know

You can’t reason people out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into.

Not the Internet but I was taught a lot of bullshit about the native Americans willingly giving up land to the settlers and all that instead of, y’know, the massive attempted genocidal slaughter that took place.

No, we ended for a reason. Like her being a cheating bitch. Or we just were going different places and that’s okay but I see no need to force a friendship where one doesn’t need to be.

Understanding and compassion. Kindness. I’ve been with enough women in my time to be able to definitively say that the HOTTEST woman in the universe yet a total bitch would not be able to hold a candle to a homely kind hearted gal.

It’s a bit dead nowadays but there’s [email protected]

I dig

When a cop beats his wife, it’s because she’s his property just acting defective (like the good book tells us) so why would Republicans have an issue with it?

Spend 500 on a magician tutor(teacher? Master? Sensei?) and another 500 on advertising for a new show at the local park on Thursday October 30th where I will spontaneously burst into oodles of various coins and bills in the middle of a word in the beginning half of my initial hype speech.