Everyone who doesn’t think Saddam Hussein has nukes is actually Saddam Hussein

Humans will anthromorphize anything

“Neither Washington nor Beijing, but a secret third thing (it’s Washington)”

Liberals be like “this is a legitimate and not at all totalitarian government”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Terror_(Taiwan)

Wanting to consolidate its rule on its remaining territories, the KMT imposed harsh political suppression measures, which included enacting martial law, executing suspected leftists or those they suspected to be sympathetic toward the communists.[5] Others targeted included Taiwanese locals and indigenous peoples who participated in the 28 February incident, such as Uyongʉ Yata’uyungana, and those accused of dissidence for criticizing the government.[6]

Another classic case of “every anticommunist cliche is actually projection”

All good, it’s satire

genocides

Big fat 0, unless you mean the genocide communists thwarted in 1945

World wars

Holy shit lmao, the sheer desperation and illiteracy it takes to try and pin the world wars on communism when ww1 started before there were any communist countries and ww2 was started by genocidal german capitalists. You are flailing, my guy. Red, mad and nude in the extreme.

Also, format your shit

So what you’re saying is that the CPC siezed power and then life in China immediately, rapidly improved to the point where their life expectancy is now higher than America’s? Excellent, glad we’re on the same page.

and actually started heavily using vaccines and antibiotics

Oh, did they not have those things before the evil communists took over? How interesting

This is just baby’s first Chinabad shit with zero sources and completely ignoring the real data that countermands it.

Surgical Dissasembly of a Proud Cultist, Cowbee, oil and pastel, 2025. Acquired by museum same year

God, what a nightmare

But maybe I’m just not smart enough to read this graph correctly. Maybe it’s actually upside down.

There are at least a few. There’s the little villar perosa submachine gun from ww1 that everyone remembers from Battlefield 1, although that’s basically two guns in one body. As far as something modern that truly is just one gun with two magazines, the Keltec KSG shotgun uses two tubes side by side that can be toggled between with a switch. Not only does it double the gun’s capacity without adding any extra length, but it also allows you to load each tube with a different kind of shot and switch between the two at will. Adds a good amount of weight though.

I gotta get stellaris, it sounds fun

When you’re definitely on the side of humanity

Okay congrats, you have now been wiped out by a society that prioritizes collective well-being and is therefore able to field a larger, healthier army with more advanced technology.

ITT: guys who probably consider themselves too smart for religion thinking in terms dictated by the church.

“Deserving” and "undeserving* are made up concepts disconnected from any concrete reality, just shards of Christianity preserved in the amber of American civic religion and exported throughout the capitalist-dominated world. If you talk about who “deserves” this or that, you might as well be talking about who’s holy and who’s a sinner. The truth is, we are just animals who banded together tens of thousands of years ago to help each other survive. Many anthropologists say that society began when we started taking care of those who could no longer contribute as much physically: the old, the sick, the injured. But hey, if you want to be less socially evolved than a bunch of cave-dwelling hunter gatherers, that’s your choice. Just don’t expect the rest of humanity to entertain your rotten ideas about useless eaters, and don’t act surprised when you find yourself put out on the ice.

“Lalalalalala you’re not a real person you’re not a real person I don’t have to think about what you’re saying”

“Ugh, look at these delusional commies who think that the purpose of human society is to keep each other alive.”

Judge us by our enemies

Woah dude don’t doxx yourself

Unless you’re one of the billions capitalism has decided it’s more profitable to slaughter, starve or plunge into a lifetime of poverty making t shirts and truck tires. Then you don’t get to enjoy shit.

society

One small problem, we don’t actually have one of those