“We don’t have to pretend anymore.”
After Krampus was dead, his shadow was still shown for centuries in a cave––a tremendous, gruesome shadow. Santa is dead; but given the way of men, there may still be caves for thousands of years in which his shadow will be shown. ––And we––we still have to vanquish his shadow, too. -The Jolly Science
wtf I never saw evangelion, what the hell is going on in there? you said that’s the ending?
How does he go to jail and come out looking even better?
Marxism /= Marxist-leninism
Does Yr Wyddgrug translate to mold?
I think that is true in a way. Since information has a shorter route to get to their brain than larger creatures, they may react slightly faster
I thought ‘tomorrow’ was a day of the week. So when my mom would say we’d go somewhere ‘tomorrow’ I’d ask her every day if it was tomorrow yet, and she’d say no, and I’d keep waiting.
Pelicans have hollow bones. You’d be able to easily break it in half if there was a real fight.
I’ve never worked on my birthday
My dad was a ‘landlord’ renting out the other three rooms of the house to people. He kept the rent a few hundred bwlow the market because all the rent money was icing on his cake, and he knew housing was hard to come by. Most renters liked him, but he was a poor judge of character and would often give the room to the first person that showed up, leading to drama, but mostly a good experience.
I saw a man walking down the street walking a parrot on a leash. I guess he didn’t want it flying away.
I call it geopolitical jetlag
Yeah the dudes slinging nazi salutes def aren’t fascist my guy