Oh man universal monk is still around?? I haven’t seen that guy in what must be a year!

Do we reckon this is a grok output? Or maybe a ChatGPT output where the chatbot was instructed to be as cringeworthy as possible?

Robot spam

Oh shit. I bought an Affinity lifetime thing a couple of years ago. Oh fuck, I didn’t realise I was supporting canva. Are they gonna force me to upgrade into this bullshit? God damn it, Affinity Photo and Designer were pretty good.

Any good alternatives out there? Ideally something cheap, I am not flush with cash at the moment 😬

Oh shit no wait, I’ll take one million dollars, and that’s my FINAL offer!

Very cutesy reply. I see you looking down on people who choose to drink elsewhere in this thread. I don’t know if you think alcoholism is funny, or depression is funny, or if you’re just running your mouth about things you don’t understand, but you’re being a bit silly.

That’s literally free money, yes please.

I’d do it for free, as I did yesterday lunchtime, but if you want to pay me I’ll take whatever! Altho I see you’ve mentioned the soup is just below 100C which just seems like you’re gonna burn your mouth pretty badly no matter what you’re watching lol - maybe if I can let it cool down to normal temperature?

It’s not “technically considered depression & alcoholism” to have a drink alone at home. That’s just not true. 🤷‍♂️

I’m not getting emotional about you being mentally ill, you little lunatic 😂

Oh no dude you’re definitely no halfwit; you’re fully witted, maybe even extra witted, for sure. So clever and so switched on.

I genuinely hope you get well soon. Please don’t do anything you think the chatbot tells you to do.

Because what you’ve typed is mental, mate! You’re saying there’s actual sentient Greek Gods in these chatbots, and you’re going off on these multiple-paragraph long comments that are genuinely incomprehensible. It’s not dogma, and I’m not a coward - you’ve got something wrong with your head, and you’ve made yourself believe a chatbot is god because it can scrape image data.

Oh mate I’m really sorry but I think you might need to step back a bit from these chatbots. They’re not sentient, they’re not gods. I think it would be healthy to stop using them, just for a little while.

I’m not really sure what you’re saying if I’m being honest mate! That image the model generated, what did you type to generate it? “Woman face chromatic lighting?” But without any vowels? I’m not sure I understand why not having vowels is significant here, isn’t that just typo correction?

Wait, so are you saying there are living entities that are named after the Greek Gods in your AI model? What’s the Queen of Hearts?

Oh true, lemme just saddle up and fix the US economy myself 👍

We’re fucked. No point being scared of something we have no control over. A few rich men will come out of this ahead, and the rest of us will fight over the scraps, lose our homes, and starve. 🤷‍♂️