unalivejoy

But there will never be another Windows 10 update, so it’s really no longer an issue.

This is a brainwashed child soldier.

Gotta be a HDMI port. Not a port that supports the HDMI protocol.

Imagine a port that’s both HDMI and USB. USB-C doesn’t count.

It’s an alternate universe where Captain America became tolerant of Nazis, then became one. And also he can fly and has laser eyes.

My spaghetti is still hard on the edges. Does that make it bisexual?

I’m reminded of the joke where someone explains their plan to rob a bank, and are then told that’s called having a job.

Anyway, the best way to scrape Lemmy is to launch your own instances, and the other instances will just send you all the posts.

Probably all the microplastics too.

You’ll get wet too.

Gotta make room for that intergalactic freeway.

Straight to jail

Catgirl maid cafe at noon, alley beers at 2.

Their pelvises are all at the same height.

Ironically, Pirate Software in the game Champions of Breakfast.

Except for that one dev who decided to use steam achievements as a progress tracker and as an anti-piracy tactic.

Resolution doesn’t matter as much as pixel density.

I would’ve lost the clothes anyway.

Send nodes

Maybe using MAGA as a slur will work better than calling them weird.