Sausager

I’m so glad I live someplace with competition. Google fiber is the best internet I’ve ever had. It actually functions like the advertisements for Comcast used to claim but for less cost. Fuck Comcast

Good idea, I’ll get right on that

After watching the trailer he is just the voice right? He isn’t going to take off a skull mask at some point or something… Right? …Right?

Wait… how did you confirm that?

Edit- grammar

I just googled “does Adobe run on Linux” yesterday and saw it doesn’t…

This is great news but my cc already updated to 2026 and I am not in a position to pirate atm

OP discovered pixels

Gotta try everything once

Someone sounds boring

“Better hang on to it just in case” ~boomers

Also, if you’re old like me (40+), your parents middle initials might not be on your birth certificate and they won’t accept it. You’ll have to go through getting a new birth certificate beforehand and run all around the city waiting in lines for an entire day. Ask me how I know.

Look - that tongue could be handy

So she’s part all of us?

I don’t think they are ripe yet, look a little green still

Maybe he should ask what they are scanning this time so he’ll know when people ask. Nahhh

Literally no one needs a private plane.

Did you forget to put a damp paper towel over it? Rookie mistake

Did I make this post?

I bet there’s a “no clothes allowed” sign

What are you guys talking about, this is the clearest message I’ve ever seen