that’s pinteresting

me when McDonald’s packed my dine-in order

Yeah, CRT’s are awesome in the right hands, not for watching Netflix

my entire town was built on an american indian burial ground

I see why would you believe in ghosts

he’s active whenever someone with greasy fingers has been using the microwave. and he’s really easy to shut up with a soapy washcloth.

huh

ABS Silver Shell

silver-colored plastic

grass in the ass

I love cats and I don’t respect their boundaries. No cat butts will be left unpat, you furry reaper of doom

You heard of elf on the shelf…

Or garlic

I mean it’s right, I am practicing some

TIL that elon “reportedly used sex-selective IVF to ensure she would be a boy” only for Vivian to come out as a transfem bi

A really small chance that is only somewhat significant for distilled water and can be very easily mitigated by lightly tapping a teaspoon for a test.

I do this everyday. The danger is not knowing but it’s not really riskier than being splashed by boiling water because you poured it too hard from a kettle.

A microwave oven’s function is literally to heat water in any food item.

hmm….

Cheesed to meet you

Strange. Seems like Sync is converting between Lemmy or Reddit formats? E.g. Requiring double space for new lines

::: spoiler Tap for spoiler
Spoiler uses triple colon
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For Mastodon, this is no metaphor, just a fetish

Why though? Cum is not a swear

I thought it’s the speed control, which consequentially also increases the pitch