NASA has some explaining to do

Urethra Franklin@startrek.website · 1 年前

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 1 年前

This is the right amount of crazy that I’m not sure if it’s honest or parody for this country.

Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he’s in my heart, checkmate atheists.

Urethra Franklin@startrek.website · 1 年前

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 1 年前

But the body of Christ is bread.

Urethra Franklin@startrek.website · 1 年前

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 1 年前

I’m not sure that’s how carbonation works.

But his blood will make you dehydrated.

Sabata11792@kbin.social · edit-2 1 年前

This is the right amount of crazy to accidentally become real.

metaStatic@kbin.social · 1 年前

Carl@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

Which country?

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

The gun and Christian fundamentalist one.

CareHare@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

It sounds horrifying if you put it like that. ):

Urethra Franklin@startrek.website · 1 年前

MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”

LifeBandit666@feddit.uk · 1 年前

That’s not Jesus in your heart, it’s a worm

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

Wait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?