MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoOld school shitpostinglemmy.todayimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1593arrow-down120
arrow-up1573arrow-down1imageOld school shitpostinglemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squarethesporkeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 months agoHere I sit, all broken-hearted
minus-squaredafungusamongus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoTried to shit, but only farted
minus-squarethen_three_more@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23 months agoPaid a penny, but only farted
Here I sit, all broken-hearted
Thought I’d shit, but only farted
Tried to shit, but only farted
Then one day I took the chance
Tried to piss, but my ass parted
Paid a penny, but only farted