• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    4 months ago

    This just made the best argument for how I’m going to plan my diet going forward. Nothing but fries and ice cream from now on. I’ll be a paragon of health.

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      4 months ago

      Remember, if you can’t light your ice cream on fire without it melting then find yourself a different brand.

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      4 months ago

      If we want to max processed make sure you’re going for ice creams that cannot legally call itself ice cream, “frozen desserts”.

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        4 months ago

        I wouldn’t say frozen milk is particularly far into processed territory.

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      4 months ago

      Supposedly Christian Bale consumed a diet of exclusively pizza and ice cream to get from a Machinist physique to a Batman one, so maybe you’re more right than you realized!

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      4 months ago

      Your sodium, cholesterol, and blood sugar levels will earn gold, silver, and bronze medals for their Olympic-grade high jumps. And that’s how you know it’s healthy.