• hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Boxes full of… rings?
      They need to be in the shelf with the label “giveaways for business partners”.

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        1 day ago

        “Hey boss, there was one that only made you invisible and that seemed kind of dumb, so I just threw it out.”

        “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

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          Ok, tell you what. You are trying to find that ring again, even outside Mordor if you have to and I… um… go upstairs and watch a bit outside my tower. This gives everyone a bit of a guilty conscience.