Congrats on the penis. What a trouser truncheon! A long lighthouse. A dazzlingly dominant dick. An awesome appendage. A cromulent cock, an underpants serpent, a mammoth member, a giant joystick, a wondrous wang, perfect pocket rocket, dramatic dangler and a towering tool.
I’m enjoying a good old fashioned lower risk right now!
How do you manage that while typing?
You have two hands, right?
I need both of them for my monster dong
Congrats on the penis. What a trouser truncheon! A long lighthouse. A dazzlingly dominant dick. An awesome appendage. A cromulent cock, an underpants serpent, a mammoth member, a giant joystick, a wondrous wang, perfect pocket rocket, dramatic dangler and a towering tool.
Skill issue
Speak for yourself. We don’t all have three hands!