• argarath@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Nah we don’t have a common enemy, you couldn’t accept my taste for pineapples, I will not start being best buddies with you just because you think there’s someone with a worse taste, you’ll just use me to attack them and when there are no more kiwi pizza lovers you’ll go back to attacking me, the pineapple pizza lover. Either grow up and accept people like different flavors than you, or the pineapple kiwi pizza alliance will make you’ll taste flavor combos you wish could go back to hell where they came (this is an allegory to queers who want to exclude queers more “flamboyant” than them so that the heteros can leave them alone)

    • SaraTonin@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Also “LGB drop the T”. Once all the trans people are in camps, who do you think they’re coming for next, LGBs?

    • TheRealKuni@piefed.social
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      1 month ago

      Yeah seriously, kiwi is fantastic, pizza is fantastic, kiwi on pizza? Probably fantastic. If it’s like pineapple it’ll caramelize when it cooks.

    • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 month ago

      I am up voting both your comment and the pizza crimes one, because in practice I agree with you (and personally like pineapple but hate pepperoni, sausage, and olives) I do enjoy faux rage about it too.

  • Lupus@feddit.org
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    1 month ago

    I love salami, capers and banana on a pizza, don’t judge if you haven’t tried it!