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minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 days agouhh you mayybe shouldn’t handle a kidney with your bare hands??
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agohow else do you eat kidney beans?
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agowith a fork or a spoon, usually
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoIt’s only safe to do in third-world countries.
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 days agoYou’ve clearly never watched The Good Doctor.
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 days agoI haven’t, but a good doctor probably wouldn’t do that.
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 days agoIn the show, he was a good doctor and was able to troubleshoot a kidney by hand (eye, actually, IIRC). You’re right, though … In real life a good doctor couldn’t and wouldn’t.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoA flock of good sturgeons can strip the flesh from a man’s bones–kidneys included–in seven minutes flat, without even using their hands. A flock of bad sturgeons take between ten and eleven minutes because they do use their hands, which slows them down to about two thirds speed.
uhh you mayybe shouldn’t handle a kidney with your bare hands??
how else do you eat kidney beans?
with a fork or a spoon, usually
It’s only safe to do in third-world countries.
You’ve clearly never watched The Good Doctor.
I haven’t, but a good doctor probably wouldn’t do that.
In the show, he was a good doctor and was able to troubleshoot a kidney by hand (eye, actually, IIRC).
You’re right, though … In real life a good doctor couldn’t and wouldn’t.
What about a good sturgeon?
A flock of good sturgeons can strip the flesh from a man’s bones–kidneys included–in seven minutes flat, without even using their hands.
A flock of bad sturgeons take between ten and eleven minutes because they do use their hands, which slows them down to about two thirds speed.