I am enjoying the implication of this. Implying that one entire cow is turned into a single burger
The famous McDonalds quartertonner.
Almost choked on coffee from this
When you look inside a cow, there’s actually no burger to be found. There’s definitely something fishy.
That’s where the McFish comes from.
And a whole tree is ground down for one toothpick
About 900,000 cows are slaughtered every day. If every cow was 2 meters long, and they all walked right behind each other, this line of cows would stretch for 1800 kilometers. This represents the number of cows slaughtered every day.
1800km/24hr is 75kph or about 45mph. Imagine a unending line of cows traveling about 45mph into a giant meat grinder.
That is unintentionally a really funny mental image that I could totally see in something like Renn and Stimpy
It is completely depressing that we find this normal
900,000 are slaughtered world wide every day or in the US alone?
This is a world wide stat. The numbers for chickens are stratospheric. with 200 million chickens slaughtered per day.
That’s about 8000-9000 cows per day. The US slaughters nearly 100K per day. So… mcd is fine.
Because, as everyone knows, an entire cow goes into one hamburger.
Does this person realize thay you can make more than one burger per cow?
They eat to grow, they grow to die
They die to be eaten at the hamburger fry
Cows well doneBut on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers, came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers
Are there any cats and dogs around your local MacDonalds? If not, you should be worried!
There are no rat problems; only rat opportunities.
THEY’RE EATING THE BURGERS!!!
They use pink slime for most of their meat.
at some point, this person will do the same for chicken. That will be insane
You can get a lot of hamburgers from a cow, but only two breasts from a chicken.
That means for every two chicken breasts you eat, one chicken dies.
Now think about eating the chicken cloaca! Thats a 1 to 1 kill ratio buddy, and let me tell you, I can eat alot of those in a single sitting.
“Who is making all of these chickens???” He muses, while eating his morning omlet…
And people complain about vegan food. At least you know what plants your eating. Unlike fastfood.
Well, clearly, you grind up beef chuck to make burgers, Chuck is a diminutive form of Charlie, ergo the libs at McDonald’s have been supplementing their burgers with the cultivated remains of Charlie Kirk. The fake moo is all a plan to make everyone go woke by tricking them into cannibalism. Where’s my poster board and red string?
This episode of >!Pluribus!< is getting weird.
Damnit, don’t give me a reason to eat McDonald’s man
McDonald’s Man is Ronald. You’re thinking of Fountain Man.
On top of this, some restaurants are pretty upfront about it. If I remember correctly, Sonic burger patties are part beef, part mushroom.
EDIT: found it.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sonic-blends-beef-and-mushrooms-for-more-eco-friendly-burger/
It’s funny they think there is a significant amount of beef in a McDonalds burger. It’s mostly bread, chemical cheese and mayo derivatives.
Not to be that guy… but all cheese is chemical. You’re chemicals. EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS. Even Full Metal Alchemist got that.
I’m just so tired of misinformation, implying that one cheese that’s 100% milk is cheese, but another cheese made with that same cheese plus emulsifiers and preservatives is “THE CHEMICALS.” Call it processed, sure. But to imply you somehow have cheese that’s not chemicals… is just, fundamentally wrong.
In colloquial language, “chemicals” is fine IMO. It’s clear from context that it’s not H2O. Just like substance abuse is only about drugs, not cornography.
I mean, pornography (I’m going to assume it was typo) it’s not a substance.
And substance means drugs. It’s one of the definitions. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/substance
It’s not fine. “Chemicals” has been used as a blanket term for so long that your average guy thinks chemicals are an issue, but has no idea what the fuck falls under truly dangerous chemicals.
So it’s basically a grilled cheese on a bun?
That sounds delicious.
Well, more like packaged bun of corn syrup and preservatives with a partially heated cheez™ product spread
Please. Stop. I can’t get any more erect.
Ham. Ya know, as in ham burgers. Duh!
It’s McPeople!
Cow substitute. The vegans use it. ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bovine!’
