Congrats! Here, I got this for you:
Aww, I’m touched! You shouldn’t have… no really, I don’t think this will fit up there.
Eating beans while trying not to poop is the ultimate challenge.
The pie 🥧
Glad you’re here!
Those weekly submissions to the admins are a pain. I’m running out of ideas.
I’m glad you are here as well!
As far as the nudes go, I started doing art periods and genres. Impressionism, cubism, surrealism, abstraction… my butthole has many iterations.
… stool samples?
… kinda difficult to ship physically, but we could all just literally provide a daily shit post, just so you know how regular we all are, potentially screen for internal bleeding or a few conditions.
are you single? 🫦
Happily married but will send feet pics for the right price.
Shame. I’ll send you 2 cans full of beans for the feet tho
I’ll take cannellini! Get ready, big boy…
😍
Your profile says you only have 5.5k!
Hmmm I wonder why?
Must be calculated differently on boost.
My bad, carry on. But I’m watching you 🧐.
But I’m watching you 🧐
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Maybe there’s posts on instances you’re not federated with or in communities you’ve blocked?
For me it shows 5.9k using Voyager on Sopuli.
Strange.
HOT ICKPLANT EATING BEANS
While I’m sad lemm.ee shutdown, I’m kinda relieved I don’t have to send those admins my used underwear monthly anymore. Lemmy.zip only requires feet pics once to join.
Feet pics once? That’s a bargain. I hope you got a pedicure for your submission!
Which instance should I join if I just lost half a big toenail? Surely someone’s into that…
I only know where to go if you like to have your third toe tickled: https://lemmy.ml/c/toe
You’re a Lemmy cornerstone. We need more contributors like you!
Also shoutout to all the bean lovers. 🫘
I didn’t understand her bean reference and I’m scrolling down the comments trying to figure it out and it’s still pretty cryptic down here.
I think it started with this:
https://sh.itjust.works/post/715364Ah what an obscure reference from 3 years ago, and apparently I saw it 3 years ago because I had already upvoted it & a bunch of comments 3 years ago 🤣
Thank you! 🫘 forever!
Thank you for your service 🫘
Glad to be here!
Well done. You may take a day off to ponder your orb.
Thank you. The orb will be pondered.
Those are rookie numbers
(This is in jest, what I post takes less effort)
You are a legend still. Everyone needs someone to aspire to!
Thanks!
I do take credit for my comments, tho. Nothing automated there!
i’m impressed
Your pocket beans are leaking.
Really appreciate the effort. Seen your posts on several communities and I’ve always enjoyed your content. I always look forwards to your bats and opposum submissions!
Thank you so much! I do love those night creatures. Gonna get a tattoo of each eventually.
Coming up with creative titles to posts is hard
