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Because isolationism has worked out so splendidly for us in the past. Fuck this country.

They’re actually shaped like the things you’re supposed to use instead of Q-tips

I have a big head and have never understood this impacted wax you normies are always complaining about, so this Cavernous Canal Hypothesis actually makes a lot of sense to me.

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Riddle me that, smart guy.

Switch to AMD. More monkeys.

They’re almost there…

Fuck you, have a better product.

It was always my understanding that much of the core of Communicator eventually became early Firefox, but I’ve never really fact-checked that, just kind of read it here and there anecdotally on forums.

I mean that’s literally how rape works. Not saying that’s a good thing, just that a law is mere words on a page if it’s not enforceable.

Hate to be the one to break it, but millennials also remember Jamiroquai, at least from TV. Most of us just weren’t old enough to go to the shows.

In my experience it’s still consistently better than Google for anything specific

Unsurprising that GPT is better given that OpenAI has been working on it and training it for ages and the MS partnership made every other big boy feel the need to rush some garbage model to market

Yeah that link is a no for me boss

Wake me up when (if) something ever actually happens.

Shoppin’ with Hoffman

And the AI is trained on the shitty search results. It just parses them many times faster than a human reader can, which does at least make it better at getting to the fucking point. Once paid advertising is fully integrated with LLM, it will be as shitty and useless as traditional search. And then the entire world will collectively hop to the next trend so it can get hyper-monetized/enshittified, too.

It’s not just you. At some point, search’s primary purpose went from “finding the information you’re looking for” to “getting paid to put links in front of you”. Then they kept iterating on it, quarter by quarter, for a very long time.

Wait a minute, do you mean to tell me that the mighty MBA class are actually just short-sighted, trend-hopping, avaricious shitbags?

Yeah, if you can’t pay people enough to notice and/or care if I steal from you, I get to steal from you. Them’s the rules.

I feel like most memos in Walmart break rooms are this kind of fodder for shitposting material