JFC that’s unsettling shit right there. It makes my scalp itch

Roofy Ted’s drink then gently place that stupid potato he’s been carrying underneath his scrotum.

Edit: You know you want to touch Ted’s scrotum. Don’t lie

Yes. A rich persons assets are protected by law. Whilst your life is considered secondary at best. Laws are primarily written to protect assets of the rich. It’s always been that way. From the Roman senate to the US senate. They are/were all rich land owners. Land which they stole from the natives, and enslaved them. There is nothing strange about this. This is just how we do things as a species. So a better question would be. How do we break this destructive cycle that has plagued our (human) civilization since its inception?

MY Ferd Canyonero XLT lariat can’t protect the fetuses if there are windmills ruining my view! You… don’t want the communists to win do you??? Why do you hate America and therefore all christians???

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Nothing. He’s full of shit. The thing doesn’t fucking work. He’s selling snake oil to secure more investment before fucking off and selling more false hope to the gullible.

Neurolink is a grift by an idiot billionaire that drank his own koolaide.

You mean the FDA approved of lobotomizing a select few of desperate people to satiate the narcissistic impulses of its founder. Anyone else wanna take a ride in this plastic submarine???

Hitch your tits and pucker up. We’re entering a new age of industry. Much like the original Industrial Revolution, technology is going to advance at an extremely rapid pace. Fusion, quantum computing supremacy. Just… wow. How far off is general AI with this new room temperature superconductor?

I’m sure it’s fine. Hey have you seen the new Ferd Canyonero?? It only comes in two colors gun metal and black. I got gun metal. Cyclist are a menace and cause my SUV to catch woke cancer! Now everything is in metric! How are we to save fetuses now that atheists have a meter stick! shakes fist at Canada. ‘Whyyyyy??!!’

I already did. Now what? Indigestion? Oh no 😟

Heh. Another symptom of the second gilded age we now find ourselves experiencing.

These reanimated corpses have been in power for way too goddamned long. They can barely carry the weight of their own clothes FFS. Just. Go away… I bet they park their shit boxes on the sidewalks too. Bastards the lot of them.

Why only the most unethical lawyer would say something so ridiculous.