Aww, fuck yea. There isn’t a damn thing I’d stop those 3 doing if they knocked on my door.

Mine does this a lot.

I heard that. “Smeeeeg- ma”

“Oh no, there goes Jokyo…”

Vomiting, barefoot and full of semen?

Pretty much, but the comment I was replying to already contained most of the words I knew so just chipping in rat-arsed and fucked seemed a bit pointless.

Rat-arsed, fizzled, fucked, fooked, fecked

Fair point.

Is this like how Inuits have a bunch of words for snow because they deal with so much of it, Finnish people have different kinds of getting drunk?

Scientists are freaking out about ocean!

The pharmacist at my local Tesco once told me I was buying paramol too often. It had been at least a year since I last bought it.

This told me that:

A. They’re using facial recognition to track purchases

B. There’s either not enough info provided by it or enough training on it’s use

Hangs from a crucifix on his bun-gee

I think Family Guy did this one first

Is this Blender?

Based on what data?

We had an ad that actually said “piracy funds terrorism” here in the UK. Made me laugh my arse off.

Here in the UK we don’t tip, people generally get fired if they don’t do their job well.

Yea, this is probably a crime in a lot of places. Am I wrong?

Blythe, Blythe. Beautiful Blythe.

She’ll rip your tongue out and make jewellery from your eyes

We’re a gang now? Sweet! Or salty?