Bratty airport need Frankfurt correction 💢💢💢

Ackshaully 4 am is chocolate pudding time

Ok but like gasoline kind of smells nice…

Woof ha ha

I got one for you right here:

-Opening

Who are we?? LEMMY NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE REDDIT AND TWITTER!! When do we want it?? NOW!

-Chorus starts

Lemmy nation yeah we are Together we can go very far Take down reddit Take down twitter Take down everything we dont give a damn That’s because lemmy nation will rise up Yeah we never will give up

We the lemmy army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royale sound effect) We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When reddit sees our army Im sure their pants will brown

They call me quiet, but I’m a riot, Mary Jo lisa, always the same

Men say “I only date rich women. I only date hot women” and everything is fine.

But when I talk like that, I’m a “lesbian”. Explain that feminists.

Dad is on the sigma male grindset 😤

Bri’ish 😭

Yippee

I don’t want to be old 😭

Looking at this just aged me like a hundred years wtf

Y-you too

Proud water slut 😤

Lets say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, that I Ben Shapiro am performing the action of smashing your balls. Logically, that would mean I would also hit your cock. Now let’s say, also hypothetically, that you are wearing a collar with my name on it. Logically that means I own you. Are you following me? Now let’s also say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, you did not like me, Ben Shapiro, smashing your cock or balls. Therefore you must also be a liberal. Logically, this means you must also be a cuck since I hypothetically had sexual relations with your wife.

Ergo, you’d realize, that using both facts and logic, I Ben Shapiro, with my superior intellect has once again owned another libcuck.

I assure you, planting illegal drugs in minority communities is absolutely necessary for world peace.

How to make introverts love you with one simple trick

Math was created by Big Math to sell us more math

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

I pledge of allegiance to the flag, of the united cum of America 🫡