I heard that the only cure is for us to kiss before our wives both get home. And then for them to kiss. And then for everyone to kiss. That way the gay germs will get totally confused.
I swear to god if I don’t get my stapler back I’m going to burn this entire building to the ground it was a red stapler and it was my favorite and they moved me from my cubicle all the way down into the basement and I haven’t gotten paid yet but I keep talking to accounting and they say they haven’t seen my stapler
I don’t come in here to be personally attacked like this, ok?
And everyone said the real estate market was untenable! Who knew you just had to get virtual real estate!?