Kinder??? How DARE you. I’ll have you know I only kissed 2 puppies instead of 3 this morning

First carbon neutral Mac. Bullshit. All those resources were mined in some 3rd world country for sure

AI powered Melanin detector

Weird timing

Aren’t they legally required to be, or face monopoly litigation

What a uniquely long face

In what ways are you forced to use it? Or are you simply using a computer that has copilot on it. It doesn’t seem too hard to just…not use it? Just like Cortana in 10

Someone watches reddit stories on smosh

Asking, for science

Source?

This is what’s wrong with America, we used to have good names, strong manly names like these

They have since the moment they chose boca chico as their launch site. The nearby bird sanctuary has been largely ignored every time they’ve complained about Space X’s launches, let alone the residents of the town, the people who owned beach homes that are now mostly worthless (surprise surprise, no one wants to live next to a launch site, they only drive in to watch and then leave)

Lmao it was a joke because London is known for their extremely extensive CCTV network

So, London?

Fuck now I want a hot dog

Well it wasn’t in spelling or proof reading

Truly! The scum of the earth!