A special situation in which, until observed, there both is and isn’t a corpse in the pool. Interesting.

Not botanically or culinary, but don’t let that get in the way of how you feel.

I don’t mind calling all of those things fruit. It seems people get really weird about making savoury meals out of fruit. Like I know a tomato is a fruit, I put tomato on pizza, I never once while making pizza have a thought about whether a vegetable or a fruit is going on my pizza. It’s just a tomato, it can swing both ways.

I think lokipagan has confounded the ability to see a corpse with whether you can see a corpse at the moment. In an L shaped pool I can see the corpse going in or out of the pool or if I near the bend. I would need a pool big enough that I don’t have the physical ability to see it or discern corpse from flotsam.

back tail

Yeah but how do you get around it’s front tail?

Nah, it’s weird, that dude’s just touchy.

Uh, French is my first language and I’ve definitely thought that four-twenty-ten-seven was a weird as fuck way to say ninety-seven since I was a kid.

Read Bible, hate god, love giant ocean dragon and sulfur. Name already taken, add real name letter.

I would think that would benefit them, being native to the area around the equator.

I was exaggerating a little. I tied them to sticks and removed the useless branches/leaves. I watered the first week and nothing since.

Dude, I grow tomatoes in a 4’ x 6’ plot of dirt by the sidewalk in Montreal with zero tending and I have more tomatoes than I know what to do with every year. What are you doing so wrong?

It’s a fruit, you donut.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

Barehanded as opposed to what? I just rub the bar of soap all over and Robert’s your mother’s brother.

You know what? You’re totally right. It was closer to the definition than I had figured.

Gaslighting is when you convince someone their lives experiences aren’t real, not when you don’t confirm or deny someone’s guess.