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I have nothing to contribute to this conversation. Just wanted to say that was a horribly written article.

I was lead to believe we would get Ant Man.

Might find your answer here around the 50,000 year mark.

Can’t we just enjoy the joke? You’ve brought up a topic worthy of discussion, but for a shitpost thread?

Edit: Added a word

Pulling my dad’s finger always made him fart. Definitely not normal to have your finger connected to a pressure relief valve in your ass.

Would get away to fish for two weeks. No cell phones, no technology, just living (camping) in nature. Enjoy the beauty of the lake and the challenge of catching a fish. Isn’t always easy and you probably throw back more than you keep. Sit on the boat with your buddies, drink beer, BS about anything, and every now and then reel in what feels like Mobey Dick at the end of your line but turns out to be a stick.

There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

Fish. They eat all their food wet so why not eat them when they’re drowning in shower water?

Was “dick” not a moniker for penis back then? Did they really not know…or DID they know and really leaned into it?

Hey, those kids gotta get to school.

She’s still trying to figure out what he means when he says, “Just the tip.”

Surely they knew what they were doing when they drew that.

Looks like a character out of one of those Cockstar games.

I see nothing but winners here.

I’m sorry to hear that. It looks like my surprise at the numbers is more of me being out of the loop. I have Internet with AT&T and that is all I have (no cable or streaming other than HBO Max that comes with AT&T).

I was more surprised there are 35.9 million Xfinity customers!

This looks like the magnetic version of pulling yourself up by the bootstraps.

Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?

For men, sending dick pics is equivalent to a cat bringing you a dead bird. It is the highest gesture they can think of to share, they are so proud of it, but nobody wants it.

This is how R2-D2s are made!