How is it not safe for work though? Nsfw isn’t “potentially offensive” tagging.

More like: Tell me you’ve never tasted house keys without telling me you’ve never tasted house keys.

M’arijuana

Have you heard of England?

I mean… a cookie WOULD be nice.

Don’t even need magic… just non-brown eyes.

Broccoli beta

Livin’ up to that username, kid.

Cool, cool… Anywho, tell me more about this spotted oak tree.

…go on.

Used to drink it when I was on the Keto diet. Honestly really enjoyed it, blended up and all… but it isn’t for everyone.

This is not shit post… it is a grain of wisdom made manifest.