What a missed chance to ask for a 40-some.

It also makes what the Stasi in Socialist East Germany did to its citizens look harmless in comparison. It’s literally Big Brother, but you carry him around with you.

“You want to know how to combat your depression? Sure, but what about a cold Pepsi first?”

Remember when Trump couldn’t stop talking about other people’s dicks? Yeah…

These billionaire fucks are completely delusional. They have to go.

Have you seen the Hitler youth?

Our apparent addiction to plastics. Especially when diseases related to microplastic poisoning will become more widespreqd.

Is Trump that demented that he actually thinks all those people are Melania? I wouldn’t be surprised.

Agreed, but Mary McDonnell as the mother is also absolutely amazing.

They definitely hadn’t thought his motivation through by the time of Guardians of the Galaxy, where it’s stated that Ronan killed all of Drax’s people for him.

Yeah, people who nitpick about that tend to ignore that all of Lord of the Rings is supposed to be a translation.

Cool, a Dead-Internet-Browser, right on time for Halloween. Spooky!

I don’t trust anything coming out of Elon’s fascisthole. Deleted the app when he bought it and never looked back.

Anglocentrism strikes again!

The 20th Anniversary Edition of E.T. not only had superflous CGI E.T. scenes (no doubt inspired by Lucas), but also all guns of the federal agents were changed to walkie talkies.

Spielberg later apologized for the changes and rolled them back.

Well, at least there isn’t a narcissistic tech-billionaire around who doesn’t care about human lives and is closely associated with the government.

And Jonah Hill’s ex-girlfriend accused him of emotional abuse.

By all accounts, she is a beautiful, intelligent woman of color who speaks her mind. Of course racists hate her.

It’s probably done by unpaid interns anyway.

The difference is that Trump doesn’t need a False Flag operation to seize total power. The Supreme Court already gave it to him.