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He does not rape children…

Obviously he used to do a lot of kiddie fiddling and child raping in the past, he was mad for it. But there’s no chance that that old, massively obese, fast food addicted, imbecile can get it up anymore.
I’ve got more chance of seeing Moses than his tiny mushroom rearing it’s syphilis addled head.

“Nancy, I heard you can deepthroat?”
“…and?”
“I’m pretty good but I can’t lick the balls, will you teach me everything you know?”

He may even have been in Epstein…

I had to read the comments to see if this was a real headline or not. Fucks sake.

The first controller looked the same, but was very good to use once you got used to it. The build quality, though, was…fucking terrible.

I had to fix my controllers so many times that in the end I was swapping them out almost weekly. Still, felt great in the hand.

I am lucky enough to have never heard a song by this waste of oxygen. In fact if it wasn’t for Lemmy or reddit I don’t think I’d have ever heard of him. So, and I apologise for this, I didn’t believe you when I read your comment. I quickly did some investigation and, well…
https://wrkr.com/kid-rock-sang-underage-song-kids-movie-soundtrack-osmosis-jones/

Jesus Christ!! No wonder the orange kiddie fiddler likes this guy. Paedos of a feather rape together.

Don’t be daft, a banana the size of the moon would break the scale!!!

No no NO! It’s only starvation when the russians do it.
However when the orange kiddie fiddling reality TV ‘star’ failed businessman convicted criminal/rapist forces it on to his people then it is called sparkling mandatory dieting.

No Will Byers? For shame.

I think you’ll find that that is Dillon, and that he’s a son of a bitch!

Is there a fictional character that kills billionaires? If so then that one.

Tricky. It is fact based, yes, buuuut billionaire opinions are also shit.

Has his face been ‘kirked’ in the above picture? The face seems a bit small for the size of the head.

Same.

If that was the first time he had seriously let me down in all our years as friends I would probably agree with you, unfortunately it wasn’t. It was the straw that broke the camels back, so to speak.

The fact is I had allowed his bullshit to pass in the past. So, yeah, I was partly to blame. And if it was just me he’d fucked over I’d probably have forgiven him again. But this time the wife had put in loads of effort to try to help him, and half the money we lost was hers. I’d just had enough.

I will say that he wasn’t malicious in his actions. Cowardly, probably. Who knows.
I think he would’ve come with us on holiday if he hadn’t got a more exciting offer. That’s it.
No cunning or evilness. Just a better opportunity arose and he took it without thinking about others.

Not exactly.
Get ready, an essay is incoming!!!

This was about 3 months after he had been kicked out. He was depressed still. He had moved out of our house into his new place a few weeks back, but was still coming around most evenings. However very soon we were going away for a weeks holiday and he was mentioning that he wouldn’t know what to do with himself when we were away.
So, after a quick talk together, we asked him if he’d like to come.
Oh, this was about two weeks before we were flying.
Anyways he jumped at the chance of a free holiday, so we paid for it with no quibbles. We got him his own chalet. The food was included, in fact everything was included except for drinks. Lift passes, shuttles, flights, hire equipment etc etc. All paid. Hell, we even said you don’t have to stick with us, you can go on the slopes by yourself if you want. Whatever you want.

A few days before the flight he texted during the day to say he couldn’t go. His job all of a sudden needed him to work, and he needed the cash for his new house etc etc.
The wife and I had a quick talk and although I was annoyed about spending all that money that mostly we weren’t going to get back, I rang him back later and told him not to worry. That his job was more important for his future at this time blah blah blah.
Basically tried to be supportive. And to not worry but to come around later if he wanted for food like he usually did.
He did.
He sat there and ate our food whilst telling us how gutted he was about not being able to go away with us and blah. All good, we say. These things happen and he had to do what’s best for his future.
We then have food and then go to the pub. Lovely. No issues. Shit happens.

Anyways, the wife and I go on holiday and a few days in the wife is on FB and sees pictures of my mate on holiday with some guys from his work place.

It hit me that he would use me for food and drink, a place to stay, even a free holiday…but as soon as a better offer comes along I get forgotten.
In less than two weeks he went from “I can’t wait to ski down those slopes with you” to “it’s your fault I had a better offer and I decided to lie to you”

Anyways when I asked if he was enjoying his holiday I got the replies where he blamed me for it all.

It actually felt pretty good to not have to deal with him after all that.

My best friend (of nearly 30 years. I met him when we were very young) was also a piece of shit.
He was going through a really bad patch in life. He had been kicked out of his house and being divorced when he was caught cheating. He could only see his kids at the weekend but they didn’t really want to see him etc etc.
Long story short: we helped in any and every way. We spent cash on distracting him and feeding him. Paid for a holiday for him. And he then back stabbed us on Facebook.

Now I don’t have Facebook, and the wife hardly uses it, so we weren’t supposed to see the shit he was trying to pull. And when I pulled him up on it we got the “it’s your fault for seeing it” and “I knew you would be upset which is why I didn’t tell you” type bullshit.

I wished him well going forward in life and then we blocked him on everything we could. And, my god, was it a relief.

If she wore that couch costume he bought her then she’d get more attention.
You can’t blame him for getting excited when the grifty widow walks around looking like a leather armchair!!

Same.
Except my -oldest- account was well over 10 years old when the API thing shut down the Baconreader app for good. Joined the squabbles app which imploded when the owner decided to let ‘free speech’ be allowed and it basically turned into a hateful place in about two weeks . Then joined lemme.ee, which got shuttered a few months back. Joined sh.itjustworks annnnd, bam, here I am.

Though I’m only on here for about half hour or so a day due to deciding it was time to have less screen time in my life.

Oh god no. Not in my point of view. Her voice is like fingernails on chalkboard to me. Mostly screeches and squeals.