Emoticons are representations of emotions. We don’t have those. We’re dead inside.

I agree with Lilly.

I think I’m having a stroke.

99% of Lemmy, but unironically.

4277 gallons are 1094912 tablespoons, divided by 547500 you get 1.99984. So each sausage has almost 2 tablespoons of juice.

Like… Sexually?

I don’t know the name, but it tastes like ass.

What other word? Minarchist?

Yeah, I misread

That is true. As far as I know, nobody lives on my phone screen.

What happened to the next turtle? Did the turtle jumped for the photo?

Ipso facto: immediately

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I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.

So… You’re rich!

Come on people! They probably made it underground and then they dug it up.

I’m thicker than 7 inches. My belly and ass would get stuck. Even in glass

Ah yes, the grown up child… How could anyone miss that reference.

So… Grease and salt?