Dude, I’ve been on many, many dates in my 30s. I have never experienced this in the least and I am a frugle date. I recommend reevaluating your “type” of women if this is a recurring thing.

This sounds like one very specific date

Are we the tasty treats?

The world needs more Godzilla memes.

Good, it should have been this way the whole time

Bummer, the collections available depend on your library. Mine was bountiful. At one point I signed up for like 4 different library cards in major cities without ever living there. They might have made it more difficult to do that now.

Not a pirate method, but a library card and the app Libby are great for this.

You are an idot

That took a turn I wasn’t expecting

Hoary

Who played the duke nukem 1 and 2? I only knew them as shovelwade side scrollers.