Defenestration. Throwing someone out of a window. Example the defenestration of prague

https://youtu.be/7pO39Sh6THg?si=BmOcfhOKk0jzjwxS

This video is really hilarious. Idk if it’s the same bridge or not. Also I know people on Lemmy don’t like links to YouTube but I don’t know how to do the thing.

Another commenter here above would just punch them in the mouth to fix that trouble maker. I wonder if they tried that.

To be fair in my experience it was the troublemakers assaulting me. Children were not a righteous social police force that punished and rewarded specific behaviors.

I feel like if you were the one “punching trouble makers in the mouth” you were probably also an asshole and it’s nice that you justify it to yourself this way I guess

I’m an American working in the u.s. for a company based in Germany. They have soooo many more days off than us. They’re out at least 3 months of the year before taking additional PTO. They like to bring their European values of work to the u s. But unfortunately that doesn’t mean that I get any more off time. I save all year from January to December and if I never took any of it my PTO amounts to 3 weeks. If you’re an American they have different standards for you because american work culture means getting fucked and hating your life lol.

That being said I still feel like the days I get are generous and I am happy and grateful. But that’s only because I used to get nothing at my old job. It’s only crappy if I compare to others which is the thief of joy and whatnot.

Super Mario world with my dad

I like how my social security card explicitly says not to be for identification and tax purposes only. But I need for absolutely fucking everything and to identify I’m a citizen. Can hardly sign up for a new email without a SSN. (Exaggerating of course about the email)

I don’t know how they think I could afford subscriptions for every object in my life. There’s no way

Less than the rate of inflation 😮‍💨 guess I make less this year than last year.

One thing I never understand is that all I ever hear about from Republicans is how old Biden is. While being true and not that I necessarily like Biden no one ever talks about how Trump is only three years younger. Biden has to answer for his age all the time but it’s not a thing Trump typically deals with

Be an insensitive asshole

Nice to a fault. I think it’s because I try to be the person I always wish I would have had access to because I’ve never really had any support from anyone.

I got scared and sold lol :(

It just depends. I did nearly the same thing but went to a really cheap college. Mine was a bit more recent and I was making 8.25 also in a really low cost of living area which makes a big difference for sure

I can’t snap very well. Or whistle

Bet he didn’t animate himself smh he owed his success to the story board artists

That’s up to you I suppose

Tinder. We are married now and expecting a baby

This is pretty accurate. For my current field I’m tethered to just a handful of locations in the country I could work at. This sounds like it will describe my situation in a decade or two as long as they don’t get rid of me before

You’re correct. Other than that they don’t really smell.