Ugh, liberals

Something something oral fixation

Imagine being in a suicide cult and they try to save money on the suicide punch

I love that society just reinvented harems and slapped a new label on it.

Profits are higher than ever, but line must go up so you’re all fired.

That’s why he’d be such a good king!

All the tourism benefits, none of the problems.

No, I talked with the FSM, they said the one true king of England was Wade Boggs.

I didn’t vote for him

This is the first I’m hearing about double socking needing to be dress socks, are you sure that’s a thing?

You don’t tape it over the blister, you cut a hole for the blister

Loss was first posted in 2008.

"Flashlight will only use necessary location data (for our highest possible profit)

Wait, it is?!??

Mass adoption of cellphones, social media, streaming services and the destruction of third spaces. Endless entertainment, decreased socialization.

People have been fucking while living with their parents for most of humanity. That’s not the problem, at least in terms of first experiences.

Well, they didn’t say it was a bad thing

I mean, there’s been multiple fertility doctors caught using their own sperm instead of the donor, so it’s literally possible.

Imagine pretending you don’t understand the value of PR and propaganda in a war.

Still not over the HRE, huh?

Well, as long as no one starts talking about Version #4

Bougie propaganda never changes, smh, they’d rather kill the world than pay a living wage

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