Me: Aw you poor dog come here.

Badger: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Me: You look hungry lets get you fed.

Badger: Oh shit forreal?

I’ll try it.

Sia made a christmas album a few years back and it’s actually very good.

Ooh I was JUST about to buy a second hand one. Prices might get a little better soon.

Filipino households have been making her stronger every year. Soon she’ll be thawed out before summer ends.

My dad would throw on football then put painters tape over the IR receiver on the TV so my mom wouldn’t come by and change the channel.

Hell yeah

My wife got into Fallout 4 again recently and this is definitely her PC lately.

A friend and I were walking home at night alongside a forest. When in the trees we both spot a lady in a white nightgown just standing there looking toward the road.

It was an urban legend in our community that the white lady would frequent the woods and steal kids. So we were properly freaked out and ran home as fast as humanly possible.

You’re kicked out of the potluck for life if you bring this over.

Soul Hunters.

Invented to track down rich people after they die so they can keep their generational wealth.

Also to fuck with poor people.

The upgrades look pretty good for anyone on a 5 or older. Software features were tempting but my 6 Pro gets one more Android update next year so I can probably build off for another couple of years unless my battery craps out sooner.

Hope 7 years of updates becomes the industry standard.

It was pretty dead when I first joined in the middle of June. Instances and communities have slowly started to fill and comment sections are getting more active.

Experience definitely got better once more third party apps got on board. There is a great selection out there with different tastes to suit a lot of users.

Sign Language works pretty well.

We picked it up when my daughter was younger and we just kept going. Now we use it to speak to each other from across the room during loud events.

Darkslides are not recommended

Chilling AT work >

My wife and I have like 3 comfort shows that we just rewatch all year round. And this is kind of how it’s like when we meet up with our friends who have watched everything new as it releases.

Dirty Dick’s has great merch actually lmao. Got a couple of shirts and mugs for my folks when were in Nag’s Head.

Ah okay so this won’t apply to me.

Is Biden okay? Because he looks sick af.