Oh geez, mine came back and back and back and while it has been about a decade since then, the last operation (which I guess was the one that worked) ended up with my ass looking like someone just carved a hunk out of the living flesh with an ice-cream scoop.
Foul Ole Ron!
Been there, done that. Hope you’ve recovered.
Probably because this image has been making the rounds for around a decade.
I mean, yeah - they don’t.