They’re selling out.

Clearly they want you to buy a second phone that you can use to find your first phone. And a third of you lose the second.

That’s capitalism - phones all the way down.

No I’m not.

They’re right, we should regulate or ban then too.

Something community owned and a non-profit would be good.

When cats bring you food, mice, birds, etc. it’s because they think you’re an especially stupid cat, but they like you enough to keep trying to take care of/teach you.

IDFK, ask me when I’m 65.

When you remove the barriers to entry, the average quality users decreases, leading to an increase of corporate interest in an attempt to market to them all. These corporations do not care about the environment, and they run what the masses haven’t yet trashed in order to commodify it for maximum profit.

First the planet, then the Internet, next who knows? Maybe the entire human genome. Soon everyone will have to pay to remove dream ads and there will be a paywall inhibiting serotonin production without a subscription.

L‡ | L‡? | !&-‘

Clearly Zeus was mad that Prometheus was… stealing his thunder.

Corporations: why spend our own money when we can get these chumps to spend it for us?

Except they don’t. Example, my fiancee is a fine dining chef, and as such has to keep her fingernails trimmed pretty short. If she decided to do the long nail thing, she’d be told to trim them. If you want to wear a party dress or beach attire to your office job, guess what, you can’t. If you wear metal jewelry and are an electrician, that stuff stays in your locker or home, same for food service.

Utility > vanity. If your aesthetic choices inhibit your ability to do your job, then you need to make different choices. This isn’t an accommodation for a disability or religious thing. If you want your appearance to get in the way of your work and it doesn’t impact your work, then you don’t need accommodation. If it’s uncomfortable then that’s your own damn fault.

So it turned out that Miss Independent was the real sponge all along.

Mistakes were made.

But this summer a champion will come…

And fix their errors - forever.

Scared & Stupid 2: Rise of l’Otter

My fiancee instantly saw it as π also lol

At first I thought this was from Inspirobot, but then I saw that watermark and second guessed myself. Regardless, I decided to find out what Inspirobot had to say about this.

I don’t know what to make of this.

Five men.

Six words.

Two mistakes.

This summer, they are:

Scared & Stupid (rated R)

Good. Maybe if the stuff trashes enough of our infrastructure somebody somewhere will actually figure out that it’s bad and get rid of it forever.

I know, it’ll never happen. But a man can dream.

Yeah but their aim was even worse than the other idiot. These nutjobs need to get their shit together; I’ve been successfully assassinated in political video games for a fraction of what the Orange Idiot’s done to real people.

That’s 11’8", probably the most famous can opener there is. Although they recently raised the bridge height to make it line up better or something, which resulted in it becoming 12’4". It’s still opens a few cans sometimes though.