As an Ohio transplant, thank you?

The deadline to putting out that fire is 12am, if he starts at 11pm he should be fine

Looks like a regular day living with ADHD, honestly

Posthumously…so he died? Rip loyal delivery driver

“Crypto for Christ” was right there and they blew right past it.

Ya like jazz?

Vibes

“Yewww!”

“He has his father’s eyes.”

This meme was devised by a clever person, that kind of stuff doesn’t belong here!

This explains why Tom Cruise is the way that he is.

“It’s not going to work out, I only date guys that can type over 100 wpm.”

Mr. Skeltal’s origin story

Men want one two things, and it’s fucking refreshing.

This post is a fever dream and I’m all for it!

This is indeed me irl. I even have that whimsical smirk

Arent cheetahs naturally docile and friendly towards humans? Maybe you would just want pets after your cheetah-plasty

“10 hours straight. He’s a machine.”