No sugar

I did some research and TouHou is a bullet hell game so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

Yet people keep buying from them

sign up to keep reading

No, no I don’t think I will

Lol here 😁

Absolutely rattled

In the bearea

Same

OG text says

what do you mean you lost the baby?

go find it!

As long as they give forehead kisses I frankly don’t care

The spatula is a classic one

Spider is >!laughing too!<

Respect the hustle

I agree, even if only to spite your 12th grade teacher

Lol that’s a good one! There were a ton of different results when searching “shel silverstein Hat” and I’m pretty sure this was one that showed up

Tradwife vlad seems to be the only one I can sorta agree with. Like yea, the 1800s probably did suck comparatively

Easy

objects in mirror are closer than they appear

He round

My mom got me a lot of Shel Silverstein’s books when I was younger, I love them so much! I just recently grabbed one off the shelf as something to read right before bed