https://youtu.be/T5ALPzS0QfQ

Others things, of course, but still a banger

“Enjoy a £26 bowl of chips in a room where Churchill got blown while drinking a triple whisky” - This property developer, probably.

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“We gotta shut down 3G as fast as possible so we can get black spot grant money and then use that money to rebuy the spectrum space at the next auction.”

-Telstra

Now you’re not going to believe this, ladies and gentlemen, there was a time - not too longer ago in fact - where people called these metacrawlers, and they were beloved. People would say “Dogpile” yes, that might help, because - bare with me again - search was shit. But, comparing lot of different shit sources would generally give you ok information, and generally reveal at least a lot of different sources which could help find and gather information.

Now I’m not calling Kagi reputable in anyway, but if metacrawling helped with the situation before, maybe we should try it again.

Fun fact, the url in the original ad redirects to this video because the MPA couldn’t be bothered with the domain renewal

www.piracyisacrime.com

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Wouldn't_Steal_a_Car

Sounds like a pretty average day in the Linux community

Says the guy who is killing people over petty revenge

“Dad, I know you’re just trying to avoid signing up for my patreon only posts you cheapskate.”

Jesus I thought this was loss for far too long

Wall-e is still my favourite Pixar film and I really hope it taught a lot of kids about storytelling.

The amount of BnL marketing, logos and promotional material made was insane, and pretty much all relegated to the forgotten 2nd disc (I miss 2 and 3 disc editions of film outside of Criterion)

However, Harold the Giraffe is eternal and still teaching kids to be healthy in the back of a dark van, he now just also has stuff to say about screen time.

https://lifeed.org.au/about-us/healthy-harold/

The wholesome joy of sitting with someone you have nothing in common with, but someone has put out enough bread for both of you

So men get words like smegma, pre-ejaculate or semen and women get “mucus”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_lubrication

We can do better 😣

Yes, but why can’t someone give me the scientific name for pussy juice?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphallia

It is absolutely bonkers that it has taken until this year until someone said “hey this liquid that does not, feel, smell, look or taste like pee that we call pee might not be pee.” Are people with access to spectral analysis just bad at sex and have never seen it?

Please tell me the study gave it a scientific name.

Well, let me start with this gorilla they called Harambe…

Oh boy you are in for a treat. Essentially John Harvey Kellogg was really against masturbation or sex of any kind (He and his wife had separate bedrooms and it is believed he spent their honeymoon writing.) and thought the secret to a good life was eating plain food and good posture.

https://archive.org/details/plainfaorold00kell/page/236/mode/2up https://archive.org/details/plainfaorold00kell/page/302/mode/2up