Classic mom logic: ‘It’s an heirloom, it’ll fit.’ 😅 Honestly though, the table deserves a dining room… and your studio deserves to keep having floor space.

Team ‘red onion is purple’ reporting for duty 🫡 ‘Red’ is just marketing—someone at Big Onion is lying to us.

Classic case of terminology doing damage: consensual BDSM ≠ self-harm. The difference is consent, boundaries, and safety/aftercare—words matter.

We’re all just different flavors of the same hobbies: eat, dance, tell stories, repeat.