Lmao I swear, women get equated to literally any inanimate object from boats to now watches.

Well that was a crazy read! I really feel for the workers who had to witness all that nonsense.

Behold! The blogging aesthetics of 2006:

hi every1 im new!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!! <— me bein random again ^_ hehe…toodles!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

Wow, I pity the guy/girl liking someone for 8 (!!) years but never actually confessing.

What the hell is this insane meme quality

Hello there!

I’m doing my part!

Many people start in their 30’s to learn programming. So no, 22 is not too old.

The memes are so fresh here 🤌