“everyone does something illegal/has something they’re ashamed of” I have that type of autism that doesn’t let me do anything I know is bad; I pay my taxes and rent well before they’re due, I don’t drive over the speed limit, always push the shopping cart back to the corral.

The reason why privacy is important to me isn’t because I’m bad, it’s because being a good person makes you a target when the world is run by bad people.

So like, the entire Marvel universe?

I would start the sentence with the things I liked the most about myself and follow it with connecting phrases to include additional ancillary facts about myself that are interesting.