Caesar in the Streets, Alkibiades in the Sheets
She makes a compelling argument.
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It would make an interesting footnote in the scientific article that had this pigeon in the experiment.
“1 This pigeon was removed from the experiment as it was eaten by a local Florida Man.”
Sounds like you should pursue a career at NIST so your hobby can align with a profession. They’re all about keeping track of time to extreme precision with atomic and optical clocks.
Lady, do you want me to fatten up for you or not?
The ratio of peanut butter and chocolate make the seasonal ones better than the regular ones, more filling to chocolate. That and I swear the peanut butter filling is sweeter too.
Perfection.
It doesn’t have to be signed by the author though.
I too prefer George Washington as seen through a cathode ray tube.
It’s super satisfying to shoot them with an arrow just as they are performing their wake up animation, causing them to lie back down dead again.
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Even if there were a hurricane, that’s what nukes are for!