Granite

The insurance industry will love this.

Great. Now I have an image of Elmo in a maid outfit with a vacuum.

No longer a car company then…

History has proven again and again that rights are taken, not given.

Pedal, not petal.

Not trying to be an asshole, just a nudge to avoid misunderstandings (although the context is clear in this case)

I can’t imagine the ROI is gonna be great… people pause shit when they leave their phones or TV. How do this miss something so basic?!

My spouse wfh and he has to pause the TV for phone calls all the time.

This sounds like a math puzzle. How many satellites of X mass must impact the atmosphere and Y angle and Z velocity to destroy 1 earth atmosphere?

Just the start…

TIL thanks

There’s a pandemic term I haven’t seen in the wild for a hot minute.

Humane AI pin

Misothiest is the term I heard.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misotheism

I’m bombarded with haircare product ads—I have literally not used shampoo in ten years. I just rinse my hair in the shower with water and it’s all great. I’m so glad YT is so off.

That would be the dream, but people gotta eat. Hope she at least gets a raise.

I’m taking the snakes 100%. Snakes don’t want to bite you, so stay in open spaces and you’re all good.

Those are my favorites on the fediverse so far, but this is also funny, so keep branching out!

@BonesOfTheMoon wait, this isn’t a SovCit post!

I legit thought this was one of the GirlDefined husbands at first.

Instead, Tesla’s board moves to oust Elon. More likely scenario imo

Bleachbit or Glary Utilities