That’d be one hell of an attachment for the volcano

what if the skeleton has a banana?

DON’T FORGET THIS BROTHER AROOOOO

Well, you can use the books as a form of random number generator. Maybe this can work for the blind in a much, much more compact form than a braille book (which, if you’ve never seen are fucking huge)? I don’t know. I’m sure whoever buys it has some reason they want it.

next time you make penne, switch it for cavatappi, you’ll see what i mean

Unless they’re walking, in which case it’s Travodes.

edit: aw fuck I should read the entire thread shouldn’t i

look gay pasta tastes better is all I’m saying

so’s spaghetti until it gets wet

if there is, they are congregating on different sites than I frequent and I thank them for that,

you smell different, but you still smell unique.

source: attended the gilroy garlic festival annually for 15 years

looking for hallucinogenic moss to sell to the dominion

we use hairspray to preserve our jack-o-lanterns. we can get them to last a few months (you coat all the cut edges and the inside right after you’re done carving. it seals the moisture or something? IDK). I have never looked for heat resistance before but now I might.

they can spread campylobacter and salmonella

not pull the lever, roll the guy on the one track over so he’s with the five and now it’s six, then lay down and make it seven, then release the trolley.

is that answer acceptable?

“a hockey knife”

What about NaNuWriMo

National Nut Wringing Month.

I’ve had too many cold nights in winter where you wake up in the middle of the night, pinch a quick loaf, and then scurry off to bed. Now, with warm water, it’s nice and cozy and next minute you’re like a fuzzy numble all snuggled up in a big cozy cinnamon bun back in bed still asleep. Cold water, well, there’s these nights it’s winter and the dead of night and suddenly your pucker screams ¡Ooo! ¿what temperature is that? well it’s gonna take an hour to get back to sleep now.

I do not miss those winters

yeah sorry my FIL poured canola oil in his car ignition because his key got stuck once and was coming over to do it to mine. Like, not even WD40, which I would have expected from his generation as the all purpose lubricant. I tried to introduce him to graphite powder, but it didn’t take.

I forget y’all exist sometimes.

I just let a goat graze in my ear until it’s not hungry anymore

yes the potatoes give people plague so you have too many potatoes that could be a reason