Car. I hope I never have to buy a car. They suck.

JShelter?

Justifying staying alive to myself.

Not saying I’m suicidal, but I’m increasingly losing my enthusiasm for living compared to when I was a kid. Used to have all these aspirations for my life and how I’d make a difference, now I’ve just accepted apathetically going through the motions until I die.

Scavenger animals are pretty cool and some of the few times where people living in cities get to observe wildlife doing their thing, but comparing scavengers to “workers” vastly underestimates the level of exploitation workers face.

Remember, it is literally illegal in many places for humans to pick expired food out of grocery store dumpsters. Police regularly get called to protect the trash from starving people. We are literally treated as less than raccoons and opossums.

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Not to mention all the people in this thread defending the gay jokes like it’s 2010 and we’re on the r/TumblrInAction subreddit.

I’m just waiting for someone to get called an SJW for having a problem with Nazis getting lumped in with gay people.

The same people who thought a mural of a Soviet leader kissing another man is a definitive condemnation of socialism lol.

Like, yeah he did that. And?

You’re missing every other Western country “abstaining” because they’re too embarrassed to vote no.

Zohran isn’t a socialist lol. The only people who think he is also think Bernie Sanders and Kamala Harris are socialists.

REAL POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON LETS GO

I would think a human corpse will be more harmful to other humans, since the bacteria are already adapted to our species.

The carbon monoxide is getting to them. This is why you don’t leave the oven on with the door open.

Star Trek

Lentil soup with fresh vegetables.

The Spectre ^{of communism} by Alan Walker. Instrumental version.

Probably my favourite bass drop from Alan.

Futurama

It’s honestly hard not to say we as a species don’t deserve whatever happens from this. This was 100% our own choice and we have no one else to blame.

Think about it as a sci-fi film. If an evil alien civilization breeds humans specifically to subject them to a life of constant suffering and experimentation, and some humans they deliberately infected with deadly diseases escape, would anyone in the audience feel bad for that alien race when those diseased humans infect everyone and wipe them out? It would be the most classic poetic comeuppance trope and the humans would be uncritically hailed as the heroes.

Spoiler alert, we’re evil civilization doing that.

This is one of the only cases where the snarky boomer remark “if you can’t handle it get a different job” actually applies.

Soup is a drink.

You literally serve it in a cup sometimes.

Doubt I’m the first to figure this out, but putting broccoli in instant ramen. I like the texture of softboiled broccoli and it soaks up the salt from the broth.

Definitely don’t just put raw broccoli in your bowl and pour boiling water on top of it though, that will barely even cook it let alone make it soft. You need to boil it properly in a pot which will also make the noodles taste better. At least put cold water in your bowl and microwave boil it.

Put their lack of money where their mouth is. Based.