Alcohol Weed Lactose

Yeah I’m no fun.

Downvoting people who are asking for clarification on something. I thought this wasn’t Reddit…

Edit: Wow. Just wow.

I’m more concerned of what they’ll think of all the BDSM stuff they’ll find.

When the rich wage war, it’s the poor who die.

You’re still in bed at ten, your work began at eight.

You’ve burnt your breakfast, so far, things are going great.

Your mother warned you there’d be days like these.

But she didn’t tell you when the world has brought you down to your kneeeeeees!

That

I’ll be there foooor yoooooooou!

The Nintendo Switch 2.

Hey now, I resent that. I read at a ninth grade level!

Donkey Kong sucks!

It’s in the computer!

Chosimba, you must take your place in the great circle of…. Stuff.

God I love this movie.

Wii U! Wii U! Wii U! Wii!

9/10 dentists are against flouride in water because they want you to swing by more often.

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My man cave.

Can’t afford going on trips to places.

Looking forward to: My weekend.

Dreading: monday.

It also tastes good.

Tastebuds: That’s Future Hyphlosion’s problem.

Tapatio hot sauce (or Valentinos), Crystal hot sauce, garlic powder, salt, pepper, sriracha.

All on the same pizza.

No. My job depends on results. Alcohol affects my production. Therefore, drinking on workdays is a very dumb thing for me to do.

Edit: Downvoted because alcohol gives me terrible brain fog and I want to keep my job? Alrighty then…